Report: Important Birthday Instructions Not Received

Instructions related to this year's birthday celebration were not received by the necessary date, resulting in mild confusion. The cause of the delay or breakdown is not yet known. The instructions, usually provided by Colleen Wong, describe both how to party and what to sip. The missing communiqué was also to contain information on what one would call barrumundi that is not yours and a statement of the type of animal that Fozzie Bear found on Rottnest Island.