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Canberra is full of flies.

Worse, it is filled with needy and persistent flies. I am familiar with the type of fly that will buzz an apology for crossing your path then drone off in search of something transparent with which to collide. The Canberra fly will follow you. It wants to be with you. On you it detects sweat or sunscreen or mocha frappuccino and it is willing to work to be around that. It's not good.

I buy the first available bus ticket for Bateman's Bay.