Report: Disappointment Looms For Australia Visitors
A survey of local arcades reveals the conspicuous absence of NBA Jam machines - a shortage that is sure to cloud if not spoil many vacations to the continent. Travellers will have to wait until returning home to before guiding Ron Harper to another dunk, finessing Scott Skiles to another assist, or positioning Clarence Weatherspoon for that next rebound. It is not clear when these delights will be available to Australian residents.
posted by Steve at 2:08 AM
2 Comments:
Dear Travelling Spaghetti Monster,
Are you on a mission from the Flying Spaghetti Monster to spread the news of his noodley appendage? If so I have seen amongst your photo's nary a sign of your pirate regalia. Do you care to explain this? I also noticed that you set out on your travels during the holy month of October when most pious individuals (missionaries) would have been celebrating Ramendam. False prophets, I am sure, will be dealt with accordingly by HIM.
Yours in Pastafarianism,
JE
P.S. I hope that you are succeeding in converting the natives to pirates, they are needed now more than ever as the US, China and India refuse to sign onto the Kyoto Accord.
I am doing the work of His Noodliness but I am travelling covertly, disguised as a non-pirate.
Note that I am also disguised as not the killer from the Scream movies.
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